Learn how to easily lobotomize yourself in 4 hours
This is the most mind numbing experience I have ever ... experienced. That being said, due to the fact that it is online, you can stop in the middle of the "course" and log back in later. This is invaluable considering right now (about two hours into it) I am about to fall flat on my face out of tiredness and boredom. I'll have to pick that back up tomorrow.
Mental Note: never get another ticket ... Ever!